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Jack Off The Beanstalk – Grab Your Chopper

Crescent Theatre

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The award-winning Happy Ending Pantomimes are back with the filthiest, funniest version of Jack and the Beanstalk yet! This is no kiddie tale—unless your childhood came with a parental advisory. Jack’s off to save Dame Trott’s farm but gets milked by the fiendish Fleshlight into trading Daisy for “magic beans.” Expect outrageous innuendos, laugh-out-loud madness, and more naughty twists than you can shake your giant beanstalk at. Will Jack’s beans save the day? Will Daisy get milked? Leave the kids at home and join us for Jack Off the Beanstalk—it’s a big one!

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